pizzaforpresident:

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via kripke-is-my-king)

i feel like i lose all my friends slowly like yeah were still friends but each day we talk less until we become strangers again

(Source: sexponents, via kissmyassbuttt)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(via amazingsykes)